Gone with the Wind
《乱世佳人》
(Scarlett takes Ashley by the sleeve, pulls him into the room, closes the door.)

Rhett: Has the war started?
Scarlett: Sir, you … you should have made your presence known!
Rhett: In the middle of that beautiful love scene? That wouldn't have been very tactful, would it? But don't worry, your secret is safe with me.
Scarlett: Sir, you are no gentleman!
Rhett: And you, miss, are no lady.
Scarlett: Oh!
Rhett: Don't think I hold that against you. Ladies have never held much charm for me.
Scarlett: First you take a low, common advantage of me, then you insult me!
Rhett: I mean it as a compliment (恭维)… and I hope to see more of you when you're free of the spell of the thin-blooded Mr. Wilkes. He doesn't strike me as half good enough for a girl of your … What was it? … Your passion for living.
Scarlett: How dare you! You aren't fit to wipe his boots!
Rhett: And you were going to hate him for the rest of your life!
(Scarlett flings out of the room, slamming the door behind her.)

***** Proverb *****
Diamonds cut diamonds. 棋逢对手,将遇良才。
Do not teach fish to swim. 不要班门弄斧。

Unit Humor

From Bad to Worse

  At an expressway (高速公路) toll station (收费站), a policeman stopped a car, "Congratulations! Yours is the millionth car to have passed this highway. By the way, how are you going to spend the one thousand dollar bonus (奖金)?" "Hah, hah, hah, I'm gonna buy a driver's license (驾驶执照) first!" said the driver. "Really?" the surprised policeman asked. "Don't believe him, officer," said the driver's wife, "He's drunk (喝醉了). He did drink a lot of whisky." "Really?" the surprised policeman asked.